Yeti Is The Man

As the weather warms up, most of us will turn our attention to the porn-addicted Yeti, who, chances are, will hole himself up in his Himalayan cave and watch skin flicks while the rest of the world wonders if he really exists. That bastard!

You’ve got to hand it to the dude though — he’s living a lifestyle that most men could only dream of. While we’re sweating out our daily nine to five grind, this dude is sitting back on a recliner pondering which Jenna Jameson romp-fest he’s going to watch next. And we wonder why he’s so elusive and never comes out his cave! It’s obvious, isn’t it??

I’d like to urge the discontinuation of civilazation’s obsession with locating this meat and potatoes animal and just let him be. As long as this service exists, I imagine the ol’ Yeti-meistro is living just fine as a recluse.